Kansas City Chiefs win Super Bowl LVIII, swifties rejoice

LAS VEGAS, NV— The Kansas City Chiefs defeated the San Francisco 49-ers in a last minute but calculated play, giving Patrick Mahomes his third Super Bowl ring.

Swifties are rejoicing. Taylor Swift’s boyfriend Travis Kelce plays for the Kansas City Chiefs. They were seen hugging at the conclusion of the game, following presentatio of the superbowl trophy. As the game progressed, the score tightened to a 19-19 tie leading into an overtime game, the second ever in NFL Super Bowl history. The Chiefs played their cards right— running out the clock and gaining massive yards.

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